10 Fun Thoughts
Posted on September 26, 2007 at 2:43 pm by Mr BBI
1. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
2. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
3. Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
4. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
5. When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.
6. Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
7. Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
8. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
9. Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just seem longer?
10. When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!