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Smashing Fun With A Wii

January 22, 2008 - 4:51 pm - Posted by Mr BBI

This video clip shows a kid having a bit of fun with his Nintendo Wii playing a game of baseball.

All is well until he swings hard and the bat goes flying. He is having what I’d call a smashing time. 8) Read the rest of this entry »

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Funny: Carry On Baggage

January 6, 2008 - 3:15 pm - Posted by Mr BBI

Why do people carry so much junk onboard a plane with them? Even on a long haul flight there is no need to take so much carry on baggage.

All you need are the basics: drinks - water, coke etc. A couple of small snacks. One or two books or magazines. And at a push your laptop but that’s it!!!

It never works that way though, endless people with HUGE bags full of goodness knows what, taped up boxes that are never going to squeeze into the overhead cabins and ’small’ luggage bags with handles and wheels. To me if it needs handles and wheels it’s heavy and therefore should go in the hold. Read the rest of this entry »

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Boeing 737 Lands On Mediterranean Sea

January 5, 2008 - 4:46 pm - Posted by Mr BBI

I though I’d seen it all when I watched the video of a 747 Landing At Princess Juliana International Airport - then yesterday I came across this clip. As it turns out the footage is for a European travel agency and is a spoof.

On one hand it’s pretty funny but on the other it’s very similar to a real life accident where an airliner crash landed into the ocean close to a beach full of holidaymakers.





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Funny Door Handle Prank

October 10, 2007 - 10:30 am - Posted by Mr BBI

A funny clip of a poor old guy who gets pranked and believes the man is holding the door open for him. He is mistaken and takes the glass door straight on the face.




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Monkeys Doing Riverdance

October 9, 2007 - 3:33 pm - Posted by Mr BBI

This is an edit of the Arby’s Monkeys televion ad, it’s very well done and pretty entertaining.




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Agony Aunt Dear Abby

October 9, 2007 - 11:24 am - Posted by Mr BBI

Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

More letters Dear Abby didn’t know how to answer here

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10 Fun Thoughts

September 26, 2007 - 2:43 pm - Posted by Mr BBI

1. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

2. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

3. Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

4. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

5. When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.

6. Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?

7. Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

8. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

9. Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just seem longer?

10. When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

30 more fun thoughts

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Funny: Learn To Fly

September 22, 2007 - 12:05 pm - Posted by Mr BBI

Have you ever considered taking flying lessons? Have you ever dreamt of owning your own little plane and flying off into the sky whenever it takes your fancy?

Well if you answered yes to any of the above questions, please consider which flying school you attend and please make sure you avoid the one below.


Learn To Fly


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Funny: Caught Cheating

September 18, 2007 - 4:37 pm - Posted by Mr BBI

Here’s a funny story in the news today.

A married couple who didn’t realise they were chatting each other up on the internet are divorcing. Sana Klaric and husband Adnan, who used the names “Sweetie” and “Prince of Joy” in an online chatroom, spent hours telling each other about their marriage troubles, Metro.co.uk reported.

The truth emerged when the two turned up for a date. Now the pair, from Zenica in central Bosnia, are divorcing after accusing each other of being unfaithful. via

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Joke: The Mistress

September 12, 2007 - 2:59 pm - Posted by Mr BBI

A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely, stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says,

“Who was that? Who is she?”

“Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.”

“Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife.

“I’ve had enough, I want a divorce.”

“I can understand that,” replies her husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.”

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

“Who’s that woman with Jim?” asks the wife.

“That’s his mistress,” says her husband.

“Ours is prettier” she replies.

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