It’s Called The Man Code
Posted on September 3, 2007 at 7:22 pm by Mr BBI
When questioned by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has drunk in a night.
Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.
If a man’s zipper is down, that’s his problem - You didn’t see nothin’.
Complaining about the brand of free beverages in a buddy’s refrigerator is forbidden. But you may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
Check out the other 45 rules of The Man Code