Ten Classic Simon Cowell Insults
Posted on September 6, 2007 at 10:23 am by Mr BBI
Here are ten of the funniest insults from TV’s Simon ‘Mr Nasty’ Cowell.
1. Simon: “What normally happens when you sing in public, Deborah?”
Deborah: “I’ve had a few people cry.”
Simon: “I can believe that.”
2.”You have just invented a new form of torture.”
3. “What do you think we are looking for – a two-year-old who can’t sing?”
4. “You have the personality of a handle.”
5. “You sounded like Cher after she’s been to the dentist.”
6. “If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.”
7. “The look, it was like something out of the Addams Family.”
8. “I’m tempted to ask if you sang that the night before your wife left you.”
9. “Can I ask you a question? Do you and your girlfriend sing together at home? Have the police ever called?”
10. “I presume there was no mirror in your dressing room tonight.”